O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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