New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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