i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I want a musical about memes.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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