i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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