Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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