There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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