You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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