I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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