Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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