She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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