I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I love you. Go after that dick
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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