Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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