So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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