I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I'm too high and old for this...
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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