Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
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