You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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