I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
honey bunches of taint.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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