nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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