okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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