hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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