hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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