Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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