I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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