if you like me you must not know who I am
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
