i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
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