i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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