turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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