How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
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