I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
My breasts were aching with rage.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Never underestimate the power of titties
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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