Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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