HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
im holly from the hills drunk
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
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