You made me cry and you don't even care
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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