dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Randomize
