Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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