his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
My day in three words: secret purse cake
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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