hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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