Need sex. Gaining weight.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Congratulations! We have a period
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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