god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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