"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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