Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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