You work out of a Hotel?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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