Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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