she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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