Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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