Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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