like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Randomize
