You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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