Sponge bath it is.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Bring me that man meat
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
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