There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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