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say what?
wanna hang out?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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