She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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