That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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