You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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