are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Be still, my beating vagina.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Randomize
