Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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